Can you smell that, Brad? It’s the sweet, nutmeggy smell of eggnog and Amazon Black Friday deals for breakfast, because the savings are already popping off on the best home goods, kitchen tools, tech, fashion, beauty and sexual wellness finds on the behemoth. Like us, you know that the best Black Friday deals are rolling in from a variety of enticing corners on the web, but Amazon is a damn solid one-stop-shop for getting everything you’ve had lingering in your browser for ages to outfit your life with truly adult toys, from Instant Pots to air humidifiers; Bose headphones to mattresses that can fit you and your boo.
Strap on your headlamps, and let’s spelunk into some of the best Amazon Black Friday deals that will be landing in our cart this year.
The best Amazon Black Friday deals on tech and electronics
A top-notch bargain TV
A newer-model Mac laptop
These Dyson daddies
Dyson may be hosting its own sale, but you can also score these dust sucking bad boys in Mr. Bezos’ shopping realm for hearty discounts.
The best noise-canceling headphones
What? What was that? I didn’t realize I missed my stop and rode the subway all the way to heaven; the sound-canceling abilities on these Bose headphones are just that good. (Check out our guide to the best noise-canceling headphones here.) And for a limited time, they’re 24% off.
Save up to 40% on Beats earbuds (including the Kim K models)
A mini projector for an instant “home theater”
A highly rated Lenovo laptop for under 500 bucks
The best Amazon Black Friday deals on clothing, accessories, and footwear
Adidas tracksuits, sneakers, and more
Loads of men’s and women’s Dickies stuff is on sale
Calvin Klein underwear (which is the greatest)
Ray-Ban sunglasses—including Wayfarers, aviators, and those 90s-style round styles
A man and his watch
Orolay’s viral winter jackets
These winter jackets became internet-famous for being comfortable, cute, warm, and affordable—now they’re 36% off and 41% off, respectively.
Labels gone wild
Did you know that high-end designers like Gucci and Coach sell on Amazon now? Yeah, man—and that’s not all; they’re part of the sale extravaganza, so you can save hundreds without even having to hit up a resale site or rifle through potential fakes on auction sites. Some top picks: These Coach loafers and a groovy pair of Gucci shades that murmur “I drink Champagne with lunch.”
A futuristic Oakley backpack that fits everything
The perfect fleece North Face jacket for layering
Power slacks (that are as comfy as sweats)
The best Amazon Black Friday deals on cookware and kitchen goods
A Vitamix blender
Chefs, home cooks, and smoothie blenders just can’t get enough of Vitamix’s powerful, high-end blenders—and for good reason. They’re worth the (heft at full price) cost, but this one is 45% off at Amazon’s Cyber Monday event.
A colorful Dutch oven from Lodge
This KitchenAid mixer is 32% off (and available in lots of good colors)
A pizza stone for achieving the perfect chewy crust
Ninja’s super-popular air fryer with perfect ratings
A razor-sharp, German-made chef’s knife
Henckels is synonymous with performance kitchen knives—and this top-rated chef’s knife is currently 60% off.
All-Clad’s do-it-all non-stick cookware bundle
The hotshot combination espresso and coffee machine of the season
These cool colored glass goblets
A trendy gooseneck kettle
A chic, easy gift for a coffee- or tea-lover, and this one is 38% off.
A milk frother for better homemade lattes
The best pressure cooker
Once you Instant Pot, you can never go back. “This product is my best friend,” writes one reviewer about the top-rated machine, “and I would marry it and grow old with it if I could. I’ve put pork loins, potatoes, yellow bundt cakes from boxed cake, rice, corn on the cob…” Damn, Sally. You win. The standard Instant Pot is a classic, but the Pro model has all-black Matrix vibes—and is currently 41% off.
A blender that won’t quit
The best Amazon Black Friday deals on beauty, skincare, and sexual wellness products
A derm-approved skincare starter pack
Dermatologists swear by CeraVe’s gentle skincare products, and now you can score the essentials—cleanser, night cream, and daytime moisturizer—for 42% off.
A top rated clitoral suction toy
The Womanizer Pro 40 teaches us how to explore our erotic nooks and crannies downstairs with its six different intensities of clitoral sucking, making it one of the best oral-simulating toys. Score one for just $74 right now.
This shiatsu massager is a great gift
It’s like having a personal, back-massaging snake draped over your shoulders all the time. Plus, it’s heated. Gift it to mom, pops, or anyone who’s on the WFH grind.
No more zit sick days
Is calling out of work for waking up to a swollen bomb on your face socially acceptable? It should be, but until then, this serum by The Ordinary is one hell of an acne killer with its high concentration of niacinamide.
Vitamin-infused serum for healthier, clearer skin
A DNA test that tells you not just your ethnicity, but whether you’re genetically predisposed to hate cilantro
Seriously—this kit from AncestryDNA won’t just let you know exactly how Jewish you are, but also whether you’re genetically primed for 35 other traits, including food sensitivities, eye color, and even remembering your dreams. Interesting stuff, right? And, it’s 59% off.
Oh, that thing? It’s for my… neck
Caress the windows to your soul
A pheromone-infused unisex fragrance
Do pheromone fragrances work? It all depends on whom you ask—but our writer who tried Pure Instinct’s pheromone oil swears she got more attention from babes. Now you can try it for under $10.
Men’s and women’s electric razors for keeping things ~*~under control~*~
A three-in-one hair volumizer, dryer, and straightener
High-potency fish oil, because honestly, you should be taking it
What, you don’t listen to The Huberman Lab?
The best Amazon Black Friday deals on outdoor and fitness goods
The best personal exercise bikes
It’s about to be really cold outside, but these folding exercise bikes will keep our thighs heated, happy, and limber from the comfort of our railroad apartments once we feel the burn mid-workout.
Stay on track with a Fitbit for 35% off
A top-rated Bluetooth-enabled rowing machine for 47% off
A Theragun dupe for a crazy-good price
The best camping chair
Just picture cracking open a ‘Gansett by the riverbank in this baby on a sunny winter day. Honestly, why aren’t all chairs heated? Save 12% on this butt toaster.
Glug glug—grab a Hydro Flash for 34% off
The best Amazon Black Friday deals on home goods, mattresses, and bedding
Casper’s ultra-comfy pillows
Designed for optimal neck support for all sleeping positions, and 30% off right now.
The best memory foam mattresses
Always wanted a memory foam (or ~adaptive~ foam) mattress? Now, that dream can come true with hundreds of dollars in savings on brands like Nectar, Tuft & Needle, and Zinus.
The best air purifiers for you Californians
In the words of The Hollies, “All I need is the air that I breathe [to be HEPA filtered].” Coway’s top-rated air purifier—with built in air quality monitoring—is a hearty 21% off.
The best winter bedding
Tuck in to a top-rated comforter that should really be its own category of cloud, and a microfiber pillow and comforter set that is ideal for temperature regulation while you sleep.
A top-rated steamer for blasting out wrinkles
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