Folks, Christmas is a time of giving, and honestly, there are few greater gifts that you can give than a fucking good orgasm.
Whether you’re single or shacked up for the holidays, a sex toy is a damn good gift to stuff your stocking with.
Keen to get some holiday spirit in ya, the good folks over at Aussie sex toy start-up NORMAL are slashing 25% off the full collection of its body-safe, silky-smooth modern sex toys and essentials
Not sure which particular toy will jingle your bells? We can help with that.
Let’s start with their best-sellers. First up, you’ve got Billie, the beginner-friendly palm vibrator that can be used to stimulate the clit while masturbating, or you can bring Billie into the bedroom for some partnered pleasure.
If you prefer oral sex but aren’t getting any (or aren’t getting any good oral), the air-pulsing pleasure of Quinn might be more your vibe.
You’ve also got Darcy. Darcy is a three-in-one godsend that’s been designed with a longer arm for the feeling of full penetration, plus a bulb that can explore G-Spot and clitoral stimulation.
For those with penises, we gift you Flynn, the vibrating c-ring that will really deck your balls. Flynn sits around the base of a penis so that the pressure of the ring can help to strengthen and sustain erections. Plus, it has a vibrating option to provide extra spice during sex.
NORMAL also has a bunch of other sex toys and accessories, like lube, that you can check out right here.
If you’d like your Christmas to cum early, all you’ve gotta do is enter the discount code ‘STOCKINGSTUFFER’ at the checkout.
NORMAL is also doing free express shipping (2-4 business days) for orders over $100 from 16 December, but you’ll need to order by Wednesday, December 21, to ensure it cums on time. The offer also excludes already discounted bundles.